Forgive if I have been too forward, sir, for it has come to me in a burst of light from the gods that thou mayst already have an object of thine affection. I prithee, if such is the case I humbly extend my apologies for such banter that couldst offend the more sensitive souls in these matters.

@Anonymous

I’m assuming that means you’re not gonna drop this… “elevated” speech.

And you haven’t been too forward, nor have you offended me! I don’t fancy anyone at the moment… not particularly anyway. Why do you ask, gray face?